tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24197649235842563372024-03-07T23:54:31.887-05:00Fantasy Football, etc.Proudly finishing in third place since 1985.Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-83961797659430718192008-09-17T22:35:00.008-04:002008-09-18T13:21:56.953-04:00Week 3: Bump 'Em DownHere's a Bump 'Em Down quickie for all you little sheep I'm about to count.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Quarterbacks</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">David Garrard (at Ind):</span> There's something really likable about this guy. Not really sure what it is, but hey, I like having him on my fantasy teams. Unfortunately, he's stuck with O-line woes, wide receiver woes, coaching woes, running back woes. Woe is David. I like his match-up against the Colts compared to others, but from here on out, consider him bumped down (sigh). <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 19/32. 230yds, 1TD, 1INT</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Derek Anderson (@Bal):</span> I've said it once and I'll say it again: the 2008 Browns are cursed. There is nothing good about this team. Promptly remove them from your fantasy rosters, and keep bumping down Anderson until Brady (Quinn) takes over. This match-up looks ugly. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 16/29, 180yds, 1TD, 2INT</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth mentioning: JaMarcus Russell, Matt Schuab</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Running Backs</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ricky Williams (@NE):</span> You Ricky owners thought you were plenty clever, didn't you. Probably made some sort of pre-planned pot joke after you "stole" him in the seventh round. Probably thought he was going to start all season long too. Well, here's the hard truth: Ronnie Brown is significantly outplaying him, and the Fish are atrocious football team. Put that together with the fact that they're playing the Patriots mighty defense, and you've maybe got a solid 4th-string running back for your squad. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 12car, 34yds, 0TD, 0rec</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Matt Forte (vs. TB):</span> Talk to Micheal Turner owners about what Tampa Bay did to their Golden Boy last week. Couple that in with the fact that Kyle Orton looks significantly worse then last season, and that other teams are onto Forte's little tricks. This game should be one of those bumps along the road that rookie face. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 19car, 62yds, 0TD, 2rec, 10yds</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth mentioning: Ryan Grant, Maurice Jones-Drew</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wide Recievers</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">T.J. Houshmandzadeh (@ NYG):</span> Something isn't clicking in the Bengals passing game. Carson Palmer looks lost, and the receivers can't get open. They're up against a stingy Giants defense, and if the past two games are any indication of the future, Housh will continue to struggle to get the ball. The Bengals seems overly committed to the run, which does help his situation. Until he gets out of this funk, bump Housh down. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 5rec, 70yds, 0TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Laveranues Coles (@ SD):</span> Coles and Brett just can't see to get on the same page. It seems like Chansi Stuckey is becoming the favored #2 receiver in the Jets passing game, as Coles becomes more of a decoy than anything else. Granted, it's still early in the season. But if things don't improve, Coles will slide down faster than the stock market. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 3rec, 35yds, 0TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth mentioning: Ted Ginn Jr., Braylon Edwards</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tight Ends</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jeremy Shockey (@ Den):</span> Come on man. I bump you up last week, and you reward me nothing but two receptions and a fumble. This week should be marginally better, but obviously you are not the target we were hoping to fill Colston's shoes. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 4rec, 38yds</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth mentioning: Kellen Winslow<br /></span>Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-84045622942172655192008-09-17T22:21:00.005-04:002008-09-18T00:18:50.290-04:00Week 3: Bump 'Em Up<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Quarterbacks</span>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SNG2z9cgefI/AAAAAAAAAE8/e51hN-JLWXI/s1600-h/jaycutler.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SNG2z9cgefI/AAAAAAAAAE8/e51hN-JLWXI/s200/jaycutler.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247176044647053810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;">J</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >ay Cutler (vs. NO):</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> Once upon a time, Denver running backs were all the craze. It didn't matter if they started a full-back, a sixth-round pick, or a walk-on. Mike Shanahan himself could've rushed for 1000 yards. Oh, how the tides have turned. Jay Cutler (that dreamy bastard to your left) has pulled some <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/pacific/stories/2008/09/15/daily13.html">Bank of America caliber hook-ups</a> the past couple weeks, pleasing Cutler owners and Bronco WR owners alike. This week Cutler will have the opportunity exploit the Saints questionable secondary in front the obnoxiously loud home crowd. As long as the Denver defense continues to be terrible, Cutler will continue to air it out in order to keep up. This one should be obvious. </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >ETC prediction: 24/35, 310yds, 3Td, 1INT</span><span style="font-size:100%;">
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<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >J.T O'Sullivan (vs. Det.):</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> This one should be a bit less obvious. However, there's no need to worry: the Lions will allow any inexperienced quarterback to appear like a seasoned vet (see: Ryan, Matt). Even the <a href="http://www.gilroydispatch.com/sports/248218-osullivan-has-a-very-familiar-story">former NFL Europe star</a> O'Sullivan, who has played shockingly well in Mike Martz offense, should have a field day. (I mean, honestly, what goes though Matt Millen's bloated head? Is he self-aware of his own disaster? The Lions have become the most God-awful team in football under his reigns, yet continue to draft receivers. Enough is enough. I'm not even a Lions fan, but <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD8YN7RBpxQ&feature=related">I pity the soil they walk on</a>). Anyway, Martz and the Niners offense should be salivating for their one week of glory. Look for O'Sullivan to play with something to prove against his former team. </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >ETC prediction: 21/33, 305yds, 2TD, 1I</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >NT</span><span style="font-size:100%;">
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Micheal Turner (vs. KC):</span> Turner flopped against the Bucs D, much to the chagrine of owners who were throwing confetti in their living rooms after Week One. Fear not, Turner owners. His time has come once again. The Chiefs already-awful defense looks pretty banged up, hence the starting of two rookie corners. But it will be Turner who benefits the most. Trust me, the Chiefs <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/180/story/797000.html">aren't going to score much </a>with Tyler Thigpen, and consequently, the Falcons aren't going to take too many risks with Matt Ryan. Insert Micheal Turner, who should run freely against the Chiefs pitiful defense. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 24att, 160yds, 2TD, 2rec, 8yds</span>
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<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Julius Jones (vs. STL):</span> Maurice Morris is still out, along with basically the entire Seahawks receiveing core. Hence, Jones should continue to be a big part of this offense. I mean, who else are the Seahawks going to turn to? Olindo Mare? Shaun Alexander? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inWv-lUqRbU">Steve Largent?</a> It's not a matter of talent here, it's a matter of sheer desperation. Plug in Jones and at least watch him touch the ball 25-30 times, something LJ owners can't even say these days. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 27att, 115yds, 1TD, 3rec, 15yds
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<br />Worth mentioning: Brandon Jackson, Sammy Morris
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Robert Meachem (</span>at. Den): </span>With Colston still out, the Saints should (not saying they will) turn to Meachem as their numer one guy. He caught a 19-yard TD last week, and has the most upside of the Saints WR's to take advantage of the Broncos generous defense. Being an unproven rookie and the fact that he was healthy scratch in Week One makes him a gamble. But he's a gamble I'm willing to take (see: Royal, Eddie). Bump up David Patten as well, who had 10 looks in week two<span>.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> ETC Prediction: 5rec, 95yds, 1TD
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<br /></span><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Matt Jones (@Ind):</span> </span><span>Remember way back when the Colts vs. Jaguars game this w</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span>eek was one of the most anticipated of the season? That was a blissful memory. Now it's an opportunity to see the Colts defense holds up with Bobby Sanders, who is now out for at least a few weeks. Enter Matt Jones, who when not having <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3481361">a love affair with Lady Snow</a> has proven to be a favorite target of David Garrard. He's been working with <a href="http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/090808/jag_329708977.shtml">fellow white-guy receiver Ricky Proehl</a> to improve his cuts, which in fact he was able to do against Ten. and Buf. Now he just needs to improve his hands. If Jones <span style="font-family:georgia;">can </span>play at half his talent's capabilities, expect a decent game against the Sandersless Colts. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 6rec, 85yds, 1TD</span>
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<br /><span><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth mentioning: Anthony Gonzalez, Jerricho Cotchery</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">
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<br />Randy McMichael (at Sea): </span><span>McMichael followed up a solid Week One with a dud against the Giants. But things should get better this week against the 'Hawks, who he burned twice last year. Also, with Bulger still getting knocked around (or as McMichael so eloquently put, "treated like a pinata"), poor Mike will be forced to dump it off to the big man more than usual. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC prediction: 5rec, 65yds
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First of all, he apparently had a picture of himself nude on the blog for a few hours. Claims he didn't know about it, and couldn't take it down because it was during the game. Yeah, right. The picture has since been removed, and he wrote a little apology.<br /><br />Watch out: if it means I will get more people to access this blog, I might pull the same thing.<br /><br />But he also has fantasy advice. And it's hilarious. Please refer to the video of Fred Smoot and Santana Moss...Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-10178735982535993942008-09-15T13:36:00.006-04:002008-09-16T14:25:01.978-04:00Week 2: Reactions and DistractionsFirst off, let's talk distractions. Sunday turned out to be one steaming, sticky day in the state of New Jersey. Realizing this was perhaps one of my last opportunities to go to the beach, I decided to out and get a tan, get sunburned, have the sunburn ache, put aloe on my sunburn, go to a networking event with a sunburn, be embarrassed about my my sunburn...<br /><br />Anyways, I didn't get to watch a whole lot of live action football. I caught the Jets/Pats game, which us Jets deserved to lose, and the the Browns/Steelers game, which further proves that owning anyone on the Browns on your fantasy team was a big mistake. Another mistake: thinking it'd be a good idea to nationally television six Browns games.<br /><br />Tonight's Monday Night game (Eagles v. Cowboys)? Borderline epic. Certainly more epic then the Ohio State v. USC game. Do midwestern states have any football pride left? Honestly, it's like the South and West Coast have taken a straw and slurped up every drop of talent, enthusiasm, pride, etc. that happens to exist in that already unexciting region. So yeah, tonight's game should be a shootout.<br /><br />After catching up on football matters this morning, and <a href="http://gawker.com/5050398/media-vultures-feast-on-lehman-brothers">shedding a few tears for </a><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122145492097035549.html">Lehman Brothe</a><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122145492097035549.html">rs</a>, I've brought to you the second annual Reactions and Distractions.<br /><br />- Time to buy stock in the Arizona passing game. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kurt Warner</span> and that quick release of his zipped it into his super-receivers all first-half, with both big boys driving for those extra yards after the catch. Three touchdown catches by <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anquan Boldin</span> should make him happier then he was a month ago, when he was demanding a trade. As one ESPN analyst has already pointed out, the Cardinals are suddenly the team to beat in the NFC West. Things should only get better, as the Cardinals played it cool and ran the ball in the second half against the outclassed Dolphins. Don't expect that in closer games. Paging <span style="font-weight: bold;">Matt Lienhart</span>... Matt... are you there... please, speak to me...<br /><br />- Oh yeah, and please pick up <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tim Hightower</span> on the Cards. Edge hasn' played great, and Hightower is the future of that running game. He'll at least get TD's for the time being.<br /><br />- Another rookie looking to take on a bigger load: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jonathon Stewart</span>. He has outplayed <span style="font-weight: bold;">Deangelo Williams</span> since training camp, and busted it in for a couple TD's (and a tackle-breaking 24-yard rumble). He could turn out to be a decent RB2 for the rest of the season, but watch out: next week is against the run-stopping Vikings D.<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Aaron Rodgers</span> looked agile and comfortable, even throwing outside the pocket. Is it too early to slot him as a top-ten quarterback for the rest of the season? I think not. He has a great sore of recievers and a solid offense line. He'll have some bumps down the road, but the Packers confidence in him during the off-season was certainly warranted.<br /><br />- There's trouble brewing in <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cincinnati</span>. Bump down everyone on that team right now, including their defense.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SM_54rMARWI/AAAAAAAAAEU/y_PioB9O4U8/s1600-h/Brandon_Marshall.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SM_54rMARWI/AAAAAAAAAEU/y_PioB9O4U8/s320/Brandon_Marshall.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246686842970981730" border="0" /></a>- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Brandon Marshall</span> is the second coming of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Terrell Owens </span>(who also looked fantastic Monday night). With <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jay Cutler </span>looking like the real deal, B-Marsh could very well put up top-3 WR numbers from here on out. Shame on all those suckers who were scared away because of the suspension. I hope you're stuck with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Braylon Edwards</span>.<br /><br />- Tiny little <span style="font-weight: bold;">Darren Sproles</span> looked tres speedy while<span style="font-weight: bold;"> LT</span> sat on the bench. He's a must-add for any LT owners, leagues that award points for returns, or someone looking for trade bait.<br /><br />- Meanwhile, husky <span style="font-weight: bold;">Larry Johnson</span> <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/sports/chiefs/story/796901.html">is pissed</a> that he isn't getting carries. So are his fantasy owners. He's just not the same player anymore. Herm Edwards insists LJ will get more carries in the future, but with a 1.8 YPC, I don't see the point.<br /><br />- So <span style="font-weight: bold;">Matt Cassell</span> isn't exactly the stud Tom Brady is, but he played relatively mistake-free football. He's not a great fantasy option, but don't go bumping down Moss and Welker too much. How about that badly underthrown bomb to Moss though? Hopefully he learned from it...<br /><br />- I'm hungry. The only options I have are peanut butter, old grilled chicken, chips, and some soup. The soup sounds good. Cream of Broccoli... delicious<br /><br />- That Seahawks tight end, <span style="font-weight: bold;">John Carleson</span>? What a beast. He'll put up good numbers as long as Seahawks have negative receivers. Poor <span style="font-weight: bold;">Matt Hasselback</span> though. This is not going to help the premature balding.<br /><br />- The Mets are going to lead me to an early death.Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-17999433724281157922008-09-11T14:21:00.012-04:002008-09-11T16:09:56.857-04:00Week Two: Bump 'Em Up<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Quarterbacks</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMlzdHy2whI/AAAAAAAAADQ/wJSz5WW3nsA/s1600-h/t1-rodgers.favre.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMlzdHy2whI/AAAAAAAAADQ/wJSz5WW3nsA/s320/t1-rodgers.favre.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244850185195405842" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Aaron Rodgers (@ Det):</span> Last week Rodgers looked poised and surprisingly Favre-esque against Minnesota's weak secondary. This week he'll have another defense, one that looks to be significantly worse, to pick apart. Grant's improving hamstring sure alleviate any concerns about the running game. Look for Rodgers to air it out a bit more. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 20/29, 260yds, 2TD, 1INT</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ben Roethlisberger (@ Cle):</span> The Browns secondary are looking to be the kids on the playground who perpetually get their lunch money stolen, atomic wedges, picked last, etc. This week's bully is Big Ben, who is battling a sore shoulder that doesn't appear to be anything serious. He'll have a better-than-average day, assuming Mike Tomlin doesn't get too conservative. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction 21/33, 240yds, 3TD, 1INT</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth mentioning: Eli Manning, Jay Cutler</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Running Backs</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reggie Bush (@ Was):</span> Throw in an injury to Marques Colston, mix it with an ailing Deuce McAllister, and sprinkle it with the Saints new and improved usage of Bush. What does that bake? Well, one delicious King Cake for Reggie Bush. Washington's defense got plowed by Brandon Jacobs in Week One, but will get wowed by Reggie Bush in week two. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 18 carries, 75yds, 1 rushing TD, 8rec, 90yds, 1 receiving TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Earnest Graham (vs. Atl):</span> In Tampa, Brian Griese is starting over Jeff Garcia at quarterback this week, which sounds like a move taken straight from one of my Madden 2001 franchise teams. Griese's inexperience with the first team (at least this year) should give Graham a few extra carries. Plus, Atlanta's defense is nothing to write home about. Expect a lot of running on both sides in this one, but for Warrick Dunn to swipe a few too many carries. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 19 carries, 85 yards, 2TD, 4rec, 30yds</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth mentioning: Julius Jones, Sammy Morris</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Wide Receivers</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMl1ORYMDGI/AAAAAAAAADg/uolOChe0DRc/s1600-h/mossnfl.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMl1ORYMDGI/AAAAAAAAADg/uolOChe0DRc/s200/mossnfl.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244852129093127266" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Randy Moss (at NYJ):</span> Wait, bump him <span style="font-style: italic;">up</span>? Oh yes. Bump him up high. And I'll tell you why. First off, Welker and Gaffney are limping around, so Moss should be targeted even more than usual. As a Jets fan, I can tell you first-hand the Jets secondary is fairly average, and will still cover Welker as if he's healthy. Plus, Moss and Cassell did hook-up for a sweet touchdown last week. But here's the real reason: while Brady is a legendary quarterback, he also a product of a great system. The Pats will adapt. I've seen Moss slip into the double-digits of other rankings this week, but he deserves to be top-3 material, at least for this match-up. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 10rec, 130yds, TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bernard Berrian (vs. Ind):</span> I still love the Vikings this year. Au contraire, the Colts just got embarrassed in that brand new stadium by the Bears. The Bears! Tavaris Jackson will air it out, and Berrian is the deep threat who will keep on pull 'em in. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 6cec, 130yds, 1TD </span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth Mentioning: Courtney Taylor, Bryant Johnson</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Tight End</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jeremy Shockey (@Was):</span> Benefactor #2 of the Colston injury: Mr. Shockey. Brees loves to dump it off to the big guys underneath, and with Colston gone, he'll find himself a new favorite target. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 6rec, 65yds, 1TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth mentioning: John Carlson<br /></span>Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-13884816701939661082008-09-09T11:00:00.010-04:002008-09-09T14:10:46.057-04:00Rookie Running Back AnalysisOh, first days of school. I remember being eight years old, and being completely disillusioned by the foreignness of my new suburban New Jersey elementary school. Why do they all have Ninja Turtle lunchboxes? Why can't I get my hair to look like that? Who are all these girls laughing at me? Why am I always picked last at touch football? Where is my Mom?<br /><br />It was a traumatic period, and has effectively served as a metaphor the remainder of my years. I learned some invaluable lessons though: first impressions can mean a lot, and a good debut can mask faults down the line. In the realm of fantasy football, big debuts can also mean a lot of hype. This season featured a slew of rookie backs getting some serious duty on Day One. More rookies, in fact, then I can recall (if you know another season with more rookies, please inform me)<span style="font-style: italic;">.<br /><br /></span>The emergence of so many rookies is a testament to the two-back system taking over the NFL. It's shifting the landscape of fantasy football as well: minus the top tier of backs, most good to great running backs will have someone stealing carries from them. So it creates a predicament for fantasy owners: am I willing to start a guy who is only to get me 10-15 carries? Is it worth a second round pick on a guy like Stewart of McFaddon, who <span style="font-style: italic;">might</span> get 25 carries per-game down the line?<br /><br />This season should be interesting to study, as more teams transition over to the two (and even three) back system. The division of carries should set new precendents amongst NFL coaches and fantasy owners alike, and more teams will rely on rookies than ever before.<br /><br />So back to our running backs. Some look to join the popular crowds. Others were sent home early. Let us ponder together whether each is worthy of sustained success...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMa1QD3A-JI/AAAAAAAAADI/lqjYutBnZqQ/s1600-h/ncf_a_forte_inline_300.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMa1QD3A-JI/AAAAAAAAADI/lqjYutBnZqQ/s320/ncf_a_forte_inline_300.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244078103638112402" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Matt Forte (Bears):</span> He's not going to lead the NFL in rushing, but in one game, Matt Forte (left) solidified himself as the best weapon in the Bears offense. He has astonishing vision for a rookie: stopping momentarily, peaking around for a hole, and then smashing through it. If anything, he reminds me a bit of a young Deuce McAllister: a balance of burner and punisher. With that being said, the Bears should see more teams stacking the line as the Kyle Orton experiment will fail. The Colts defense simply did not show up, but upcoming games against Carolina, Tampa Bay, and Philly should pose a challenge. A rookie back shouldn't have to take that weekly beating, so don't be suprised to see Forte land on the injury list at some point. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Season Predicion: 1,050 yards rush yards, 10TD, 200 recieving yards, 1TD.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Johnson (Titans):</span> Don't let Vince Young's injury fool you: the biggest news out of Tennesse was the <a href="http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80a9c7c2">tres speedy Chris Johnson</a>. They gave Johnson the ball 15 times for 93 yards, and he caught three passes, including one dive for a touchdown. He's splitting carries with Lendale White, but for such skinny guy, consider that a good thing. White is a back you want to punch it through on a 3rd and 3. Johnson is someone you throw a screen to on 2 and 10 and burst down the line. This one-two punch will have to be relied on heavily now that Vince Young is out, although Kerry Collins is probably a better all-around passer. In training camp Johnson was hailed a sleeper Rookie of the Year canidate. Now you can remove the word "sleeper". <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 1,080 yards rushing yards 10 TD, 450 recieving yards, 4TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Darren McFaddon (Raiders):</span> He's still sitting behind Justin Fargas on the depth-chart, but expect that to last for only 3 to 4 more weeks as the Raiders don't look to be very competitive at this point. McFaddon lined up at reciever and even quarterback at one point, so he'll be used aplenty this year. McFaddon didn't amaze, but his time will come.<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>And don't worry about the shoulder injury: Lane Kiffen said McFaddon would have returned if it wasn't a rout. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Predicion: 930 rush yards, 6TD, 330 rushing yards, 2TD</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMa03ix6kBI/AAAAAAAAADA/JNNoMHDOXuE/s1600-h/kevin_smith.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMa03ix6kBI/AAAAAAAAADA/JNNoMHDOXuE/s400/kevin_smith.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244077682441490450" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kevin Smith (Lions):</span> The Lions looked <a href="http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080908/OPINION03/809080411/1342/SPORTS08">awful</a>. Smith looked... not bad for a movie director slash muted mallrat. Had a nifty touchdown as well. Smith and Rudi Johnson should split carries throughout the year. Keep in mind the Lions offense will be playing catch-up all year... dishing it out to Calvin Johnson and Roy Williams more then running the ball. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 760 rushings yards, 4TD, 280 recieving yards, 1TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jonathon Stewart (Panthers):</span> Splitting carries with DeAngelo Williams, he racked up 53 yards on 10 carries. In my humble opinion, he will eventually go down as the most successful running back of this group, but for now, he should see his carries increase throughout the season He'll be a second round pick fantasy pick in 2009. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 970 rushing yards, 7TD, 120 recieving yards, 1TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Felix Jones (Cowboys):</span> He racked up a touchdown against the Browns and a huge run that was brought back by penalty. But not every team is as bad as the Browns, and Barber isn't missing any more time with those bruised ribs (9 of Jones 10 carries came after Barber left in the third quarter). Wade Philips is mum on how he wants to use Jones, but don't expect much. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 370 yards rushing, 2TD, 90 yards recieving, 1TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ray Rice (Ravens):</span> Starting in replacement of Willis McGahee, the Rutgers star didn't sieze the opportunity. Doesn't help that he has a rookie quarterback. Doesn't help that his fumble was returned for a touchdown. Doesn't help that McGahee is <a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/blog/2008/09/john_harbaughs_weekly_conference.html">looking to return soon</a>. But don't count him out: Rice is a speed demon, and should prove himself a legit starter sometime down the line. Just not this year. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 490 rushing yards, 2TD, 210 recieving yards, 0TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rashard Mendenhall (Steelers):</span> Wait, wasn't Mendenhall supposed to be the next rookie to carry them to a Super Bowl, a la Big Ben? Ah, apparently not. Willie Parker had a terrific day against the Texans, while Mendenhall had only 28 yards on 10 carries. Plus. his status as a goal-line back appears to have vanished with all those preseason fumbles. The Steelers are looking to spread the offense this year, so a banger like Mendenhall isn't going to benefit. He's a Parker-injury away from being a stud. But until that happens... <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 480 rushing yards, 5TD, 120 recievings yards 0TD</span>Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-81373841164655080992008-09-07T22:10:00.008-04:002008-09-08T12:55:12.676-04:00Week 1 Reactions and DistractionsAnyone try that new Pizza Hut pasta? It looks delicious. Too delicious. I doubt the authenticity of that commercial with all the beautiful people at the fancy restaurant getting "tricked" into eating Pizza Hut pasta. They are actors. Or maybe Pizza Hut just made this really good batch and had them eat that. Something doesn't seem right.<br /><br />Onwards...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMSeBjvbuKI/AAAAAAAAAC4/Hoq8kCrSv7c/s1600-h/Brady.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMSeBjvbuKI/AAAAAAAAAC4/Hoq8kCrSv7c/s400/Brady.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243489615777347746" border="0" /></a>- Well, of course the big takeover of today doesn't include the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/business/08fannie.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin">U.S. economy</a> but rather the New England Patriots quarterback situation. In a borderline tragic (and I hate throwing around the word "tragic") injury, megastud Tom Brady looks to be hanging up his cleats for the rest of the season with some sort of ambiguous leg injury. Tomorrow is the MRI, so right now it's all just educated speculation. But it's looking like bad times are ahead for all involved: New England, Old England, Randy Moss, Wes Welker, Jabor Gaffney, Bill Bellichik's fragile pysche, the city of Boston, the thousands of fantasy owners who drafted him, Brady's kid (who might be tricked into thinking he has a normal dad), all those frontrunning morons who only own one replica Tom Brady jersey, and of course, Tom Brady himself.<br /><br />Just think: in he last two games, the Patriots are a .500 team. In one game, they lose the Super Bowl to a bunch of sad-sack blue runts in heartbreaking fashion. In the next, they lose their best player in the first friggin' quarter. Dark days indeed for the New England region. Ah, this is truly soap operatic. Okay, onto happier things.<br /><br />- How about <span style="font-weight: bold;">Micheal Turner</span>? In yesterday's column I told you to bump him up (see below). Who knew it would turn out to be 220 yards and 2TDs (not including one called back on a questionable penalty call)? Let's not go too crazy, but he has a solid shot to be a top-5 runner in the league this year. That offense is running through him, and with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Matt Ryan</span> looking reasonably comfortable, should help Turner be a dominant force. For those of you who snagged him as your RB2, I salute you.<br /><br />- More success stories from Bump 'Em Up column veterans <span style="font-weight: bold;">Brett Favre</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Thomas Jones</span>. Favre claimed to only know 75% of the Jets playbook, but that was enough to get him by the pitiful Dolphins. Granted, one of those TD's might as well have been thrown with his eyes closed, but also there were plenty of dropped passes (Coles needs to wake up). Meanwhile Jones utilized those open holes the revamped offensive line so kindly made for him, and looked much more elusive then last year.<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ronnie Brown</span> looked much better then Ricky Williams<br /><br />- Speaking of Browns, I don't want any <span style="font-weight: bold;">Browns</span> on my fantasy team. When fans boo their own team, their own coach, and then empty the stadium in the fourth quarter, it doesn't say much about how much faith they have in their team. QB controversy only a couple weeks away...<br /><br />- How many times does he have to tell ya'll: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Donovan McNabb</span> doesn't need receivers.<br /><br />- The St. Louis blues are here to stay. Ugly ugly ugly.<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ku</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">rt Warner</span> didn't rack up the yardage, but as far as time of possession goes, he was an all-pro. Two Arizona drives took up 11 minutes in the third quarter, and one drive in the fourth lasted for an aching 10 minutes. Just goes to show you: mistake free football wins games. And changes channels. Poor <span style="font-weight: bold;">Frank Gore</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">J.T. O'Sullivan </span>played well, but didn't have enough time on the field to put up any real decent numbers.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMScfLqTutI/AAAAAAAAACo/9LVd97qRfw0/s1600-h/burn-after-reading.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMScfLqTutI/AAAAAAAAACo/9LVd97qRfw0/s200/burn-after-reading.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243487925686221522" border="0" /></a>- Anyone else excited about that new Coen Brothers movie, <span style="font-style: italic;">Burn After Reading</span>? With <span style="font-weight: bold;">Brad Pitt</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">George Clooney</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">John Malkovich</span>? The commercials look good, and man, I haven't been to the movies in at least six months. I'm serious. I'm just not a spend-8-dollars-to-see-a-movie-type-guy. But there's just something about this one that gets me all jittery inside. It also sems like the type of movie you could bring a girl to, and it might falsely imply that you are witty and know a few things about movies. And books. And burning. How perfect.<br /><br />- I'm sure most of you witnessed the ending to the Chargers/Panthers game. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jake Delhomme</span> zipped it into the hands of scrub <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dante Rosario</span> for the touchdown, annnnnd the crowd goes wild. Fantasy repercussions? Well, Jake can handle himself without <span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve Smith,</span> thank you very much. But still not enough to warrant a fantasy start. So don't get your panties all in a wad down there in Carolina. Meanwhile, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Philip Rivers</span> looked calm and confident in that near comeback in the second-half. Honestly, I think this loss should fire up a team that still has a very legitimate shot at the Super Bowl. Expect them to rev up the engines against the Broncos next week.<br /><br />- The Bungals have returned. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Perry</span>, though he took most of the carries, looked miserable thanks in part to very confused-looking offensive line. That same O-line ruined <span style="font-weight: bold;">Carson Palmer</span>'s afternoon as well. And who is this Ocho-Cinco guy?<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Joe Flacco</span> held it down. Mad props.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMSdqk4LyKI/AAAAAAAAACw/Kfs8JsGLyI8/s1600-h/bilde.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMSdqk4LyKI/AAAAAAAAACw/Kfs8JsGLyI8/s200/bilde.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243489220945496226" border="0" /></a>- If <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Johnson</span> (left) is still available in your league, then for the love of God, change that.<br /><br />- Gotta love how the Sainst used <span style="font-weight: bold;">Reggie Bush</span>. On the flank. As a tailback. Returning kicks. This kid is not your average running back. As long as the Saints continue to realize this, Bush will shoot up the rankings. And avoid the Bust of the Decade rally cry for another year.<br /><br />- Hey <span style="font-weight: bold;">Matt Forte</span>! My attention returns to you and your applause-worth first game. Yes, I applaud you. Clap clap clap clap.<br /><br />And on that note... good-night.Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-81457827029453224242008-09-06T22:51:00.003-04:002008-09-06T22:55:52.357-04:00Extreme MakeoverSo I've redesigned the blog. Spiced it up a little bit. Expect these sorts of changes until I am happy.<br /><br />By the way, the new colors do not suggest I am becoming a Browns fan. Yet.Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-34456452180919473182008-09-06T19:18:00.015-04:002008-09-06T23:08:42.301-04:00Bump 'Em Up<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMMpfH1Iz4I/AAAAAAAAAB0/G1-6XvPM7FE/s1600-h/p1_leinart_warner.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMMpfH1Iz4I/AAAAAAAAAB0/G1-6XvPM7FE/s320/p1_leinart_warner.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243080005843996546" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Quarterbacks</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kurt Warner (at 49ers):</span> With Larry Fitz and Boldin making up arguably the best 1,2 receiving tandem, it could be nearly impossible for a quarterback to struggle passing them the ball. Unless you're the teeny-bopping <a href="http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2648">Matt Leinhart</a>. As far as grey geezer quarterbacks go, it's Kurt Warner, and not <a href="http://nymag.com/news/sports/games/49282/">that other guy</a>, who deserves more attention this year. He'll rack up 300+ yards against the puny Niners defense, and be the Jedi Master to Leinhart's Anakin Skywalker by chucking at least a pair of deep touchdowns. Hell, would it be crazy to start him over Peyton? I think not. Remember when Warner put up 484 yards against the Niners last year? <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 384yds, 3TD, 1INT</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Brett Favre (at Mia):</span> Under an intense microscope, Favre should be a solid start. Everybody's favorite attention-grubbing ex-retiree should play well with the added motivation of outperforming Chad Pennington in his new digs. Lucky for Favre, he should have a field day against the weak Dolphins secondary. He's set-up nice chemistry with Jericho Cotchery, and the revamped offensive line should help balance the attack. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 300yds, 2TD. 2INT</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth Mentioning: Carson Palmer, Chad Pennington</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Running Backs</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Michael Turner (vs. Det):</span> In a slugfest of weak teams, the real winner here is going to be Michael Turner. With Matt Ryan still learning the ropes, the Falcons will run the gammot with their new running back. Jerious Norwood ain't a bad flex starter option either if you're in a deeper league. Look for Turner to get a ton of carries anyway. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 30car, 140yds, 2TD and a couple receptions</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Thomas Jones (at Mia):</span> Last year was not the year my fellow Jets fan were hoping for from Mr. Jones. But this year he's gonna to be a big, big star (and I don't how/and I don't know where/blah blah blah). Like Favre, he should benefit from playing against the abyssmal Dolphins defense. In what is becoming a rarity at the running back position, he shouldn't have anyone stealing many carries either. Once the Jets are comfortably winning, Mangini should rely on Jones in the fourth quarter. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 32car, 150yds, 1TD and a couple receptions</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >Worth Mentioning: Justin Fargas, Willie Parker</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Running Mates</span><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMMqDhARszI/AAAAAAAAAB8/9Rbzb-UcFjk/s1600-h/palin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMMqDhARszI/AAAAAAAAAB8/9Rbzb-UcFjk/s200/palin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243080631076893490" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sarah Palin (vs. Dem): </span>While she may not have much more experience the guy running your local ice rink, people believe in Palin. Her 40 million viewers at the Republican National Committee last week topped Obama's 38 and McCain's 38.5. She should be a solid start next week as the media grows increasingly bored about her daughter's pregnancy. The Democrats sent in 30 lawyers to Alaska to dig up dirt up her, so play her while <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s">she's hot</a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth mentioning: Joe Biden, Joe Lieberman</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Wide Receivers</span></span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Nate Burleson (at Buf</span>):</span> Somebody has to catch Hasselback's passes. The one looking to benefit the most is first-year Seahawk Nate Burleson, who underperformed for too many years in Minnesota. Until the running back situation is figured out, Seattle should air it out. Start Burleson. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 8rec, 110yds, 1TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Greg Jennings (vs. Min): </span>Minnesota passing defense was suspect last year. Their should be an improvement this year, but at the same time, not <span style="font-style: italic;">too much</span> has changed. With Grant hurting tomorrow, look for Aaron Rodgers to air it out to his favorite weapon. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 7rec, 120yds, 2TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth Mentioning: Eddie Royal, Dwayne Bowe</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tight End</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">L.J. Smith (vs. Hou):</span> Like Burleson, well, his quarterback has to pass to <span>somebody</span>. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 6rec, 55yds, 1Td</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth Mentioning: Owen Daniels, Ben Utecht</span>Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-79261479770306867732008-09-06T11:27:00.011-04:002008-09-06T21:31:04.604-04:00Bump 'Em Down<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMMNJhgjEWI/AAAAAAAAABU/uCYXO3vu8rE/s1600-h/p1_peyton_down2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMMNJhgjEWI/AAAAAAAAABU/uCYXO3vu8rE/s320/p1_peyton_down2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243048848454259042" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Quarterbacks</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Peyton Manning (vs. Chi): </span>That pain in his knee is a pain in the ass for Manning owners. The Bears defense isn't going to make it any better, not with that athletic D-line and Urlacher breathing smoke. And speaking of leg pits: Starting Center Jeff Saturday isn't playing due to his own bum knee. The Bears don't stand a chance to win, but expect Dungy to keep things safe and hand it off to Addai. Don't sit Peyton, but I can name five quarterbacks I'd rather have starting for me in Week 1. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 18/27, 260yds, 1TD, 1INT</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Matt Schuab (@Pit):</span> With absolutely no running game and the likelihood of the Texans playing catch-up, he'll be forced to test the ravenous Steeler secondary all-day. While Matt may put up substatial yardage, it's also likely he'll have plenty of David Carr moments (i.e. Aaron Smith stepping on his face, Polamalu going Mutumbo on the deep balls, etc.) Don't dare even think about starting Ahman Green either. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 15/32. 230yds, 0TD, 2InT</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth Mentioning: Jake Delhomme, Jay Cutler</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Running Backs</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Jamal Lewis (vs. Dal): </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;">He's a </span>currently a game-time decision (hamstring). Browns looked ugly in the preseason, and the Cowboys have a solid run defense. Even if Lewis does suit up, a nagging hamstring isn't going to let him get any substantial gains. Unfortunately for Lewis owners, the Browns/Cowboys game isn't until the second wave of games, so make your decision (to sit him) before it's too late. Jason Wright and Jerome Harrison would split the carries if he doesn't make it. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction (if he plays): 19 carries, 60yds, 0TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ryan Grant (vs. Min):</span> Another runner battling a hamstring injury, but unlike Lewis, Grant will definitely be on the field. Unfortunately for the Packers, the Vikings defense looks stout from head-to-tie. Doesn't help that's playing with an inexperienced quarterback, and the hamstring was sore enough to keep Grant out of practice yesterday. The Packers seem confident he'll handle a full load, but tamper expectations in week one. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 24 carries, 80yds, 0TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth Mentioning: Darren McFaddon, Julius Jones</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Wide Receivers</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMMOfFhjQBI/AAAAAAAAABk/jfzUjD2cUag/s1600-h/holt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMMOfFhjQBI/AAAAAAAAABk/jfzUjD2cUag/s200/holt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243050318411022354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Torry Holt (at Phi): </span>Double-edged sword spelling Torry Holt's fantasy value this week: He's going up against arguably the best secondary in the NFL, and the Rams defunct offensive line is going to leave Marc Bulger seeing stars instead of open recievers. Holt hasn't exactly been a sexy pick in a few years, but tomorrow should should be downright ugly. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 4 rec 40yds, 0TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lee Evans (vs. Sea): </span>He's never been a consistent fantasy option. Tomorrow shouldn't be one of those days you start him with confidence. While Evans has all the talent in the world, the team around him does not. Expect Marshawn Lynch to mash it all day, while Evans gets chased around by Marcus Trufant for naught. This week, consider him a solid WR3 and below-average WR2. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Prediction: 5rec, 40yds, 0TD</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Worth Mentioning: Hines Ward, Javon Walker</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Defense</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Carolina Panthers (at SD):</span> Julius Peppers isn't enough to shut down LT and Co. <span style="font-style: italic;">ETC Predicion: 31pts allowed, 2 sacks, 0INT<br /><br />Worth Mentioning: Green Bay Packers<br /></span>Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-14445540194419535222008-09-05T18:43:00.014-04:002008-09-07T23:44:51.356-04:00Reactions and DistractionsWent to Opening Kickoff yesterday, and despite the perfect weather, witnessed a fairly ugly game in East Rutherford last night.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMG_ole_k7I/AAAAAAAAABM/xH5myRO4yz4/s1600-h/P1040197.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMG_ole_k7I/AAAAAAAAABM/xH5myRO4yz4/s400/P1040197.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242682145213748146" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The Giants at least looked ready to play, but the Redskins? At this point, it'd be surprising to see them win more than 3 games. Jeff Campbell looked like he just rolled out of bed, Santana Moss dropped more balls than he caught, and Clinton Portis just looked pissed. Eventually Zorn's West Coast offense will sink in over in Washington, but don't expect it anytime soon. The Redskins fans sitting in front of me perpetually looked like they were walking in on someone cheating on their girlfriend, and ducked out before the rush of Giants fans taunted them even more. To be honest, I have serious doubts concerning Jason Campbell's future as an NFL quarterback. Just <a href="http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80a8b4dc">listen to Jim Zorn</a> after the game.<br /><br />As for the Giants big three of Manning, Jacobs, and Plaxico, things seemed to be clicking. Manning and Plax looked uber-comfortable, but Eli didn' really seem to have a lot of faith in his other recievers. He looked frusrated in the second half and never really got into a rhythm. However, If Plaxico stays healthy, he could easily put up top-5 numbers (the new contract he signed before the game doesn't hurt).<br /><br />Oh, and another thing: Brandon Jacobs looks like a rhinoceros. The guy's biceps are bigger than my waist, and that scowl is inappropriate for children. He had more carries then I expected, but with the Giants in control, he was the ideal back to wear out the clock (and the defense). Hopefully you didn't miss that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O820ahrjDy0&feature=related">unholy plowing of LaRon Landy</a>.<br /><br />Also, to update you on the I'm-a-Jets-fan-who-always-goes-to-Giants-games situation, I continued to politely clap for both teams. I stood up when both teams scored. And I wore a neutral shirt that didn't set off any alarms. Next time I might be a little more confident and wear an ambiguous green Polo. We'll see...Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-37110356482886218842008-09-04T13:58:00.009-04:002008-09-06T21:42:30.334-04:00Daunte Culpepper: Stickin' It to the Man<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMAjnFZyvfI/AAAAAAAAABE/LjCVG8-WuDE/s1600-h/Victim4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMAjnFZyvfI/AAAAAAAAABE/LjCVG8-WuDE/s200/Victim4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242229120631487986" border="0" /></a><br />My second round draft pick in 2005 has retired. From a fantasy perspective, thank God. From a reality perspective, well, I can't decide if he's whiny baby or maybe onto something. Here's highlights from a nice letter Daunte Culpepper sent out to the press concerning his premature retirement:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span>...No matter what I did or said, there seemed to be a unified message from teams that I was not welcome to compete for one of the many jobs that were available at the quarterback position.</span>.. <span>I have been strongly encouraged from family, friends and league personnel to continue to be patient and wait for an inevitable injury to one of the starting quarterbacks in the league. I would rather shut the door to such "opportunity" than continue to wait for one of my fellow quarterbacks to suffer a serious injury.</span>.. <span style="font-weight: bold;">The NFL has become more about power, money and control than passion, competition and the love of the game...</span> <span>I can now focus on the enjoyment of watching some of the greatest athletes in the world play the game I love without the distraction of waiting for those elusive return phone calls</span>.<br /><br />Thankfully,</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Daunte Culpepper</span><br /><br />ETC: He'll be back... no doubt about it.Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-58907892571375339162008-09-04T13:06:00.007-04:002008-09-06T21:24:54.724-04:00Giantskins<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMAYOl7pmzI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JwNtJ3VwbPU/s1600-h/nfl_g_burress_580.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SMAYOl7pmzI/AAAAAAAAAA8/JwNtJ3VwbPU/s320/nfl_g_burress_580.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242216605238795058" border="0" /></a><br />So if you see a talk awkward guy with weird facial hair on the Giant's sideline's tonight, chances are you're looking at Plaxico Burress. But if you happen to notice his white-boy equivalent flicking boogers, well, that's probably me.<br /><br />I'm actually not a Giants fan, but alas, connections have allowed me the distinct pleasure of attending many a Giants game from the sidelines and front rows. This is always a bit of an awkward predicament. It's like visiting a friend at their college, or moving to Canada. You don't want to be a Negative Nancy in such a position, but at the same time, I've already pledged allegiance to another team (the New York Bretts). Sorry. It's in my blood.<br /><br />So I politely clap. I make offhand comments to staff members. I obnoxiously text my friends in other parts of the stadium to show them where I am. It's not a bad gig, and I hope to continue attending Giants games in the future. Just know, you're not going to catch me in an Eli jersey anytime soon.<br /><br />Let's take a quick look at some of the impact players for tonight's NFL kickoff:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Quarterbacks:</span> Jason Campbell has struggled in the preseason picking up Jim Zorn's complicated new offense. Luckily, he'll have extra time to think about it, as the Giant's are obviously missing their two biggest guns on the D-line. Still he won't get very far. (ETC predication: 14/23, 180yds, 0TD, 2INT). Meanwhile, Mr. Eli looked sharp in the preseason, which is meaningless. Luckily, the 'Skins are missing a D-linegun of their own in Jason Taylor, and Shawn Springs is hurting. Giants WR's are hurtin' and that make me nervous. Let's give 'lil bro a somewhat decent game anyway: 19/27, 240yds, 2TD, 1INT, and a fumble lost.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Running back:</span> Should be interesting to see how Coughlin's splits the carries. Brandon Jacobs (ETC: 12 carries, 60yds, 1TD) will get the bulk the of carries, but Ahmed Bradshaw and Derrick Ward should steal enough yardage to prevent him from being a frontline fantasy starter. Personally, if you have a solid backup, I'd wait it out this week to see how the Giants handle things. Meanwhile, Clinton Portis should have a field day. Look for the Redskins to pounds the ball until they get the passing game figured out. (ETC: 25 carries, 125 yards, 1TD).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wide Recievers: </span>When is Santana Moss going to come around? When is Antwaan Randle El going to come around? It seems like these recievers excel best on other teams. They need a third reciever, and rookie Devin Thomas should provide that help... someday. They'll look for him in the end zone. Meanwhile, Plaxico claims his right ankle his okay, and that <a href="http://www.newsday.com/sports/football/ny-spfbgrec045827989sep04,0,7358551.story">the Giants recieving core</a> is dope. They aren't, but he'll burn Shawn Springs for a touchdown tonight.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Defense: </span>They'll both be solid picks. It's early in the season, and both offenses are either inexperienced ('Skins) or hurting (Giants).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kickers:</span> Props to whoever starts the 44-year old John Carney. Redskins red-zones woes should help Shayne Graham.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">ETC Final score: Giants 24, Redskins 16</span>Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-35500775408829131012008-09-04T01:58:00.005-04:002008-09-06T21:25:36.425-04:00Where's the Lightning?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SL95C61AdnI/AAAAAAAAAAs/CsE5seDP4xo/s1600-h/nba_thunder1_300.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SL95C61AdnI/AAAAAAAAAAs/CsE5seDP4xo/s320/nba_thunder1_300.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242041582340830834" border="0" /></a>It came down to Thunder, Wind, Barons, Marshalls, Energy and Bison (Where's Captain Planet when you need him?), but Oklahoma City chose "Thunder" as the nickname for their new NBA franchise. While it's not a bad choice, I can't help but think there are better names out there. What would be their mascot? And is there really a logo, besides the basketball with the blue backdrop?<br /><br />I personally prefer Bison, but that's only because they're delicious.Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-44216392949945066432008-09-03T20:15:00.009-04:002008-09-06T21:27:09.177-04:00Quarterback Rankings<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SL96jWdyAvI/AAAAAAAAAA0/CxZijfi11WE/s1600-h/p1_tom_brady_getty.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SL96jWdyAvI/AAAAAAAAAA0/CxZijfi11WE/s320/p1_tom_brady_getty.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242043239027049202" border="0" /></a><br />By now, most of you should have your team drafted and ready to hit the field. Chemistry built up. Love handles burned off. Pep talks delivered. However, most fantasy rankings are out of date. And plus, compared to mine, they probably suck. Today we begin with quarterbacks, and in the near future move on to running backs.<br /><br />Without further ado...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. Tom Brady</span> (<a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2008/08/06/issue_holes_in_that_line/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed7">offensive line questions</a> tamper predictions, but anything short of 35 TD's would be disappointing for the Golden Boy)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. Tony Romo</span> (How quickly we forget about the 19 interceptions last year. I'm unfazed.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. Drew Brees</span> (I resisted the creepy voices telling me to put him as #2. Remember what <a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080903/SPORTS/80903047/1004">hurricanes</a> do to the Saints?)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. Peyton Manning</span> (Marvin is starvin'... for a revival. This year Manning pulls it all back together)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5. Ben Rothlisberger</span> (Que the QB drop-off riiiiight... now. Will we get the Big Ben of '07 or Diminutive Ben of '06? I'd rather not find out.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6. Carson Palmer</span> (He's coming off a tough year, but should bounce back. He can't do any worse.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">7. Matt Hasselbeck</span> (You always know what you're gonna get.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8. Donovan McNabb</span> (Weak WR core bumps him down.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">9. David Garrad</span> (Don't call him a sleeper.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">10. Derek Anderson</span> (<a href="http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w142/maxxmags/Mens%20Health/File0444.jpg">Brady Quinn</a> looms. So does that concussion.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">11. Marc Bulger</span> (O-line is marginally better with Pace, and Jackson is finally happy.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">12. Kurt Warner</span> (Age doesn't matter when you're throwing to these WR's.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">13. Matt Schuab</span> (Can't stump the Schuab... when he's healthy.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">14. Jay Cutler</span> (Now this is a sleeper. Watch him connect with Marshall all year.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">15. Brett Favre </span>(As a Jets fan, I'm keeping my expectations modest: 28TD, 20INT.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">16. Jake Delhomme</span> (Let the smelly guy hogging the patato chips draft him. Boring.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">17. Philip Rivers</span> (Just get the ball to LT. Needs to continue his strong finish last year.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">18. Aaron Rodgers</span> (Sleeper numero dos. Inherits high-powered offense.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">19. Jason Campbell</span> (You can't just jump into a Jim Zorn offense. Wait another year, 'Skins fans.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">20. Vince Young</span> (9TD's last year? Seriously? He'll double that playing under Heimerdinger).<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">21. Jon Kitna</span> (No Martz? No problem. Not with <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/preview08/columns/story?columnist=seifert_kevin&id=3552730">Calvin Johnson</a> and <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/lions/2008-08-12-williams_N.htm">Roy Williams</a>.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">22. Eli Manning</span> (Not a fan. You'll eventually see why.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">23. Tavaris Jackson</span> (Send those sweet lil' screen passes Adrian's way...)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">24. Chad Pennington</span> (Oh Chad, buddy 'ol pal. I don't miss you, but <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/jets/2008/08/coles-controversy-a-lot-of-hot.html">Laveranues</a> does.)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">25. JaMarcus Russell</span> (He can throw through a brick wall, but talent around him lacking.)Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2419764923584256337.post-15631725190723375202008-09-03T19:50:00.005-04:002008-09-06T21:47:47.132-04:00Tatum Bell: Next stop... Judge Judy?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SL8jzAvG19I/AAAAAAAAAAk/NRKEScH9Zbo/s1600-h/tatum+bell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gZg7RyfKv7s/SL8jzAvG19I/AAAAAAAAAAk/NRKEScH9Zbo/s320/tatum+bell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241947850560427986" border="0" /></a>So let's kick things off with a completely non-Fantasy story (unless of course you're still banking on Detriot Lions running backs). ESPN <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3567561">reported today</a> that Lions newcomer Rudi Johnson has accused the recently departed Tatum Bell of grand theft baggage. Apparently, there is video footage of Bell picking up Johnson's luggage and taking it off the premises, which was shown to a disraught Johnson by team security earlier today.<br /><br />Johnson is justifiably pissed. "I didn't want to talk to him, but I let him know where I stand," he said. "He knows how I feel about it, and it isn't anything positive."<br /><br />Bell's alibi is that he picked up the wrong bags, and that he was actually doing a <span style="font-style: italic;">favor</span> for teammate Victor DeGrate. Yeah, right Tatum. We've all heard that one before. There is only place to settle this, and that is the daytime Judge show. People's Court? Judge Joe Brown? Judge Hatchett? Somebody's gotta pick this up.<br /><br />I'm moving down Rudi Johnson in my rankings, simply for being careless about his belongings.Kevin Pearsallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09208212029605976658noreply@blogger.com0